Out of the blue words from the 2 year old I am babysitting today:
2yrold: My mom says we don't eat diarrhea
me: What?
2yrold: We don't eat diarrhea, we don't eat poop and we don't drink pee.
me: Okay. What do we eat?
2yrold: Food.
me: (being facetious) Hmmm..... What about boogers? Do we eat those?
2yrold: No.......but just a taste.
me: Just a taste?
2yrold: Yeah cuz boogers is tasty.
And now you know.
4 comments:
That's funny! Gotta love those times. Dad asked me what I was going to do without a 2 year old running around my house now that all mine are growing up. I told him I'd borrow someone else's for a day just like this! and even if I did want more after I make it through potty training my youngest I will be for sure done, he's pushing me over the edge here!
You forgot to ask about ear wax.
that is hilarious! who doesn't need a taste every once in awhile!
i thought everyone knew this.
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